THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO SURVIVING MEETINGS WITHOUT LOSING YOUR MIND
Too many meetings, not enough caffeine.
Drink more coffee. We're not kidding. Drink ALL THE COFFEE.
1. Get a coffee IV drip installed in your office.
2. Use a coffee IV as a substitute for actual conversation during meetings.
3. Invest in a coffee-scented water gun to keep your coworkers hydrated and focused.
Measurably less boredom.
Significantly more productivity.
No one will notice you're secretly mainlining coffee and ignoring the meeting.
Don't forget to bring your own mugs.
Use code words to describe your "coffee break" to coworkers.
Install a coffee IV drip in the conference room.