Abstract Action Plan
Our plan is to do absolutely nothing and still manage to get paid.
Action 1: Eat Cereal
Action 2: Watch Paint Dry
Action 3: Stare Out Window
Action 4: Browse Cat Videos
Action 5: Take A 3-Hour Lunch
Action 6: Pretend To Be Productive
Action 7: Call In Sick With A Fake Cold
Action 8: Claim You're A Creative Genius
Action 9: Take A 3-Minute Break To Check Instagram
Action 10: Accidentally Spill Coffee On Your Shirt