Item 1: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts

In a shocking turn of events, the break room donut box has been pilfered. Suspects include:

• Tim, the new intern, who's been seen lurking around the break room with an unhealthy interest in sweet treats.
• The coffee machine, which has been acting strangely lately.
• The office cat, who's been known to have a sweet tooth.

Item 2: The Great Chair Debate

Tim's Questionable Character

In a shocking turn of events, Tim has been seen with a stash of donuts in his desk drawer.

Further investigation reveals:

• A love letter to the donut shop, detailing his "research" on the perfect glazed donut-to-cup-ratio.
• A spreadsheet comparing the nutritional value of Boston cream vs. Jelly-filled donuts.
• A cryptic note scrawled on the bathroom mirror, reading "I will never be caught."

Read the full report on Tim's Donutgate