Action Item #4: "The Meeting from Hell"
This meeting was a never-ending cycle of pointless small talk, passive-aggressive comments, and an endless supply of stale coffee.
Action Item #4.1: Reorganize the supply cabinet. (Again.)
- Move the stapler to the "Action Items" section of the supply cabinet.
- Rename the "Action Items" section to "Important Documents" for no apparent reason.
- Call a meeting to discuss the meeting.
Action Item #4.2: Revise the company's mission statement. (Because we haven't changed since 2007.)
- "To provide a work environment that is marginally better than our competitors."
- "To continue making our employees' lives more difficult."
- "To somehow, somehow, magically make more money."
See all decisions made during this meeting.