Meeting 1045-1: "Caffeine-Fueled Chaos"

Minutes: The Aftermath

In which the team descends into anarchy as the coffee machine is deemed a threat to productivity.

The meeting began with a seemingly innocuous discussion on "synergy" and "disruption." However, things quickly turned ugly as team members began to suspect that the office coffee machine was not, in fact, a benevolent deity but a malevolent force hell-bent on sapping their willpower.

As tensions rose, the team leader, Jane, was overheard whispering, "I'm watching you." to a particularly large cup of coffee.