Adjournment: the art of pretending you're still doing work while secretly checking cat videos
Minutes | Action Item 1045-1: Pretending to CareAttendees: John, Jane, and Bob
Decision: adjournment is a valid work strategy in certain situations
This action item has been adjourned due to lack of actual progress.
Estimated time to completion: 2 weeks and 4 days
This is a placeholder text, because actual work hasn't been done.
Adjournment is a powerful tool in the world of productivity.
1. Stare at spreadsheets for hours
2. Pretend to be on a phone call with a client
3. Use the "I'm on a call" status on Slack as a shield against actual work
4. Take an extended lunch break
Do not try this at home, unless you want to be the office clown.
Minutes | Action Item 1045-3: Extreme Prolongation