Meeting 1045-2: Decisions

In this meeting, we will discuss the fate of the sentient toaster who has been malfunctioning for weeks.

Option 1: Reboot the toaster with a 90% chance of success, but 10% chance of setting off the building's fire alarm.
Option 2: Replace the toaster with a new one, but risk losing the toaster's unique, sassy personality.
Option 3: Perform an exorcism on the toaster, because clearly it has become possessed.

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