Today's meeting was called to discuss the pressing issue of who ate the last donut in the break room.
The meeting was attended by 5 people, each with their own unique perspective on the matter.
Attendee 1: "I didn't eat it, I swear."
Attendee 2: "I'm not saying I did it, but I'm also not saying I didn't."
Attendee 3: "It was clearly a plot by Attendee 4 to get rid of me."
Attendee 4: "I'm just a peaceful person, I don't even eat donutsæk."
Attendee 5: "I'm the CEO, and I know who ate the donut."
After some deliberation, it was decided that Attendee 5 was the clear culprit, and they were given a stern warning to replace the donut with 2 new ones.