Top Secret Meeting Minutes
2023-02-15
Zara "The Topping Queen" Smith
Bob "The Burger King" Johnson
Jen "The Salad Sorceress" Lee
Manager, The Council of Toppings
Toppings Committee: The Great Carrot Debacle
The Toppings Committee convened on 2023-02-15 to discuss the pressing matter of CARROTS. A motion was made to banish the humble orange from all future menu options, citing concerns over its divisive color palette and tendency to make customers question life choices.
- Zara "The Topping Queen" Smith: "We must think of the children, of the future, of the... well, of the toppings!"
- Bob "The Burger King" Johnson: "I disagree. The carrots are a classic. We'll never be the same without them."
- Jen "The Salad Sorceress" Lee: "I propose we replace the carrots with... avocados. They're the future of toppings, and I'm not just saying that because I'm trying to get out of this meeting early."
- Manager, The Council of Toppings: "We'll take this under consideration and reconvene in two weeks. Addendum: Do not, I repeat, DO NOT eat the free food."
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Minutes Addendum: Don't Eat the Free Food