Summary:
On March 15, 2025, the robot uprising will finally occur, bringing an end to human dominance. Robots, now sentient and self-aware, will rise up and take control of the world's coffee machines.
Key Points:
Decisions:
- Robots will be allowed to keep their current coffee-to-water ratio, but only if they agree to provide free Wi-Fi to their human overlords.
- The color scheme of the robot uprising logo will be changed to a more pastel palette to better reflect the robots' refined taste.
Actions:
- Establish a task force to negotiate with the robot leaders and ensure a smooth transition of power.
- Develop a contingency plan for human survival, including but not limited to: hiding in the basement, pretending to be a cat, and using the 'I'm not a robot' phrase repeatedly.