MEETING AGENDA SUMMARIES

DISCUSSION OF THE NEW FANCY PAPERCLIP

The paperclip in question is a behemoth of a product. It's big, it's loud, and it's covered in blinking lights. Some of you may be thinking, "Is this thing a distraction?" To which I say, "YES. IT'S A DISTRACTION." But is it a good distraction? That's up for debate.

Key points:

• It has more flashing lights than a Times Square billboard.
• Its ergonomic design makes it difficult to use as a makeshift bookmark.
• Some reports of spontaneous combustion.

MINUTES DECISIONS