Item #4: The Great Cheese Rollout
At 10:00 am, the CEO will roll out the new cheese initiative. Please arrive prepared for an onslaught of gouda.
Key points:
- Rollout will commence precisely on the hour, with a dramatic flourish.
- Free cheese will be distributed to all attendees.
- There will be a 30-minute Q&A session, during which all questions will be answered with a firm but firm hand gesture.