LUNCHTIME MEETING MINUTES - 2025-03-15

Attended by: John, Jane, Bob, Alice, Steve, and 3 others

Agenda:

1. Discuss who ate the last donut
2. Determine the best way to procrastinate for the rest of the day
3. Decide on a new color scheme for the office (because, apparently, our current one is "boring")

Notes:

• We can't find the donut thief, but suspect it was probably Steve
• John suggests a ' Productivity Hacking' approach to procrastination, but it's just an excuse to play video games
• Bob's favorite color is 'plaid', but we can't decide if he's serious or joking

Next Meeting: Afternoon Meeting

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This meeting was conducted in the spirit of Absurdist Theory (patent pending)