MEETING AGENDA

Today's Agenda:

9:00 - 9:30am: Coffee and existential dread
9:30 - 10:00am: Introductions to the impending doom that is our industry
10:00 - 10:30am: Status updates from the abyss
10:30 - 11:00am: Break: Please do not look out the window
11:00 - 12:00pm: The presentation that will consume our souls

Remember: The fate of the world is not on the table. Or is it?

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