CHAOS THEORIES 101: Introduction to the Art of Sowing Discord

Professor: [Your Name]

Welcome, students, to CHAOS THEORIES 101: the course where the art of creating mayhem and confusion is taken very seriously.

Today we'll be covering the basics of Chaos Theory, the science of turning complexity into a fine art of anarchy.

• The Butterfly Effect: Because One Small Decision Can Lead to a World of Pain
_goals of this course:
• Turbulence Theory: How to Stir the Pot and Watch the World Burn
• Uncertainty Principles: Because Who Needs Certainty Anyway?

Homework:

For this weeks homework, please read chapters 1-3 of "The Art of Sowing Discord" by Professor Chaos.

And don't forget, the next class will be a field trip to the local riot control headquarters for a special guest lecture on "How to Succeed in Business by Causing Chaos"!

Note: Please do not attempt to apply any of the principles learned in this course in real life. Or do. We won't judge you.