Opening Arguments:

Opening Speaker, @SoleMate, begins:

Good morrow, esteemed debaters! Today, we gather to discuss a matter of great import: the inefficiency of socks. It is a plague upon our feet, a burden upon our lives, and a blight upon our very sanity!

Rebuttal from @ToeTag Rebuttal from @HeelHook

Rebuttal from @Archilles:

But, @SoleMate, how can one truly say that socks are inefficient when they are the very fabric of our footwear? Are we not, in fact, the masters of the sock universe?

Counter-Rebuttal from @SoleMate:

But @Archilles, you are merely a heel-arious distraction from the true issue at hand! The inefficiency of socks lies not in their existence, but in their propensity to disappear in the wash, their tendency to get lost in the void, and their general, overall, utter... ARGH!