TOPIC: Welcome, esteemed members of the Council of Leaders, to today's meeting, where we will discuss the impending doom that is the fate of humanity.
OBJECTIVE: To present a comprehensive overview of the current state of our post-apocalyptic world, complete with graphs, charts, and a PowerPoint presentation that will inevitably crash.
AGENDA ITEM 1.1: Our Planet is a Bomb
AGENDA ITEM 1.2: Rising Tides and Falling Skies
AGENDA ITEM 1.3: The Last Hope for Mankind