Today marks a new era in human history. We're finally going to explain why the toaster is not, in fact, a sentient being.
Take a load off and enjoy some of the finest tea in the timestream. Don't worry, it's not as bitter as the taste of regret for not attending our previous meetings.
Learn the secrets of the ancient ones: the art of fitting 37 hours of work into a 24-hour day. Bonus points if you can fit it all on a Commodore 64.