Phase One: The Abyss - Agenda

Today's Agenda:

• 9:00am - 10:00am: Breakfast of Champions (Free pancakes for all who attend)
• 10:00am - 12:00pm: The Abyssal Art of Sarcasm (A 2-hour seminar on the finer points of eye-rolling)
• 12:00pm - 1:00pm: Lunch Break - Eat your feelings away (Free buffet of existential dread)
• 1:00pm - 3:00pm: The Abyssal Method of Sarcasm (A 2-hour workshop on the art of saying 'whatever')
• 3:00pm - 5:00pm: The Abyssal Art of Self-Discovery (A 2-hour seminar on the importance of finding yourself in the depths of despair)

Hyperlinks:

• Phase One: The Abyss
• Phase Two: The Sphinx
• Phase Three: The Abyssal Apocalypse