Our esteemed leaders have deemed it necessary to reboot the entire planet with a new, more efficient system of governance. Because, let's be real, the old one was just a mess.
Phase two will involve a comprehensive rebranding, a reorganization of the world's resources, and a reevaluation of the space-time continuum.
Phase Three: The Rebranding Phase Four: The New Continuum Phase Five: The Reorganization Phase Six: The Final Reboot Phase Seven: The AftermathStay tuned for further updates!