MEETING AGENDA 1000

Where: The Conference Room

When: Today, tomorrow, never

Who: The Usual Suspects

Why: Because we said so.

9:00 - 10:00: Introduction to Procrastination

Read the manual

10:00 - 11:00: The Coffee Break of Doom

Beware the coffee

11:00 - 12:00: The Never-Ending Meeting

Where the meeting never ends