AGENDA FOR THE MEETING OF THE UNINITIATED

Section 4: "The Unrelenting Descent into Madness

Today's topic: "The Importance of Properly Labeling One's Fridge with Color-Coded Emotions"

Speakers:

• Professor Punsley, Expert in Fridge Etiquette
• Dr. Feelgood, Specialist in the Psychology of Overthinking

Next: "The Fine Art of Procrastination: A Journey to the Bottom of the To-Do List"