9-Table-Top-Table-Flipper-3000 User Manual

Introduction

Congratulations on acquiring the 9-Table-Top-Table-Flipper-3000, the most advanced table-flipping technology in the market! This manual will guide you through the basics of using your new toy.

Safety Precautions

Warning: the 9-Table-Top-Table-Flipper-3000 is not a toy for the faint of heart. Use caution when flipping tables, as excessive flipping may cause:

• Spilled coffee
• Table leg breakage
• Loss of dignity

Basic Operations

To operate the 9-Table-Top-Table-Flipper-3000, follow these steps:

1. Place the 9-Table-Top-Table-Flipper-3000 on the table
2. Press the flip button
3. Enjoy the thrill of watching your table flip over

Troubleshooting

Q: My 9-Table-Top-Table-Flipper-3000 is not flipping!

• A: Check that you have pressed the flip button
• A: Check that the 9-Table-Top-Table-Flipper-3000 is properly assembled
• A: Call our customer support, who will probably just tell you to press the flip button harder

For more advanced features, visit the Advanced Table Flipping Techniques subpage.