Agenda Item 1000: Topic 2 - Meeting Minutes

Date: 23-02-3000

Location: The Dark Conference Room

Attendees: The Entire Management Team

Summary: Discuss the impending doom of the company's financial situation, and the possible solutions to prevent it.

Decisions:

• Send a strongly worded letter to the CEO demanding more money
• Hire more accountants to count all the money we're losing
• Start selling 'I survived the corporate apocalypse' t-shirts to boost morale

Next Meeting: Agenda Item 1001: Topic 3 - More Doom and Gloom

Action Plan:

• Implement a 'work-from-home' policy to reduce overhead costs
• Install a 'panic room' for when the apocalypse actually arrives
• Develop a plan for the 'company-wide talent show' to boost team morale