Today's meeting: because you're not getting any work done at home.
Agenda:
- 9:00 AM - Arrival of the Interns with Coffee
- 9:15 AM - The CEO Will Not be Held Responsible for the state of the company
- 10:00 AM - A 3-Hour PowerPoint Slides Presentation on the importance of PowerPoint
- 11:30 AM - Lunch - Free Pizza (But Only for Those Who Arrive Early)
- 12:30 PM - The IT Department Will Not Fix Your Computer
- 1:30 PM - Another 3-Hour PowerPoint Slides Presentation on the importance of PowerPoint
- 4:00 PM - The CEO Will Not be Held Responsible for the state of the company (Again)
- 5:00 PM - Departure of the Interns with Coffee (and a Few Tears)