1001 The Tribal Council: Minutes

Attendees: Chief Wuggle, Elder Wizzle, and the occasional ghost of Christmas Past

Objective: To resolve the mystery of the haunted Port-a-Pot

Discussion Points:

• The strange occurrences at the Port-a-Pot
• Unresolved issues with the tribe's plumbing system
• The meaning of life and the importance of nacho cheese sauce

Action Items:

• Assign Elder Wizzle to investigate the Port-a-Pot
• Chief Wuggle to research the art of nacho cheese sauce
• Next meeting to be held on a undisclosed date and time

Adjourned at 3:14 PM, with no clear resolution, but a strong sense of foreboding

Next Meeting: 1002 The Tribal Council