Presented by: Bob, the Supply Whisperer
Objective: Acquire enough coffee to fuel the team's productivity.
Proposed Solution: Order 500 packets of coffee from Amazon, and have them delivered to the conference room.
Counter-Proposal: Use the company's existing supply of stale coffee and pretend it's still good.
Decision 2: Approve the counter-proposal.
Reasoning: The team's taste buds will never know the difference.
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