Meeting 1003: The Great Supply Debacle

Agenda Item 5: The Decision to Buy More Staplers

Resolution:

After much deliberation and careful consideration, it has been decided that we must procure an additional 500 staplers for the conference room. This is not a drill.

Subcommittee 1: Stapler Procurement Committee - led by Chairperson Bob, who has been known to hoard staplers in the past.

Subcommittee 2: The "We Don't Need More Staplers" Coalition - led by the voice of reason, but ultimately overruled by the stapler-hoarder-in-chief.

Subpages:

Stapler Procurement Committee Minutes

Stapler Protest Minutes

Rebuttal to the Stapler Procurement Decision

Council Members