Q: Why do we need coffee to function?

A: Because, clearly, we're not robots.

Q: Can we have a break?

A: No, the break room has been taken over by the IT department for their "infinite loop" meeting.

Q: Can we have more coffee?

A: No, we're trying to wean you off it.

Q: But... how will we survive?

A: You'll be fine. You'll just... um... learn to love the pain