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AGENDA 1005: Reality Distortion Amendments

Meeting attendees: Zorvath, Timekeeper of the Timestream; Gorthok, Lord of the Cogs; Xexu, Mistress of the Fabric of Reality; and 4 other dimension-hopping dignitaries.

Point 1: Timey McTimeface's proposal for a 10% reduction in chrono-disruption fees, item 1: Discussion of the merits of a reality distortion field generator

Point 2: Zorvath's plan to reorganize the timestream into a neat, alphabetical order, item 2: Vote on whether to rebrand the timestream as "Chrono-Town"

Point 3: Gorthok's presentation on the economic benefits of temporal arbitrage, item 3: Discussion of the ethics of reality-hacking for personal gain

Adjournment of meeting: 14:30 PM. Next meeting: 14:30 PM tomorrow... or is it the day after? View agenda for tomorrow's meeting or the one after if you're feeling adventurous.