1045 Approvals: The Meeting to End All Meetings

Where: The Conference Room

When: Tomorrow. Again.

Why: Because someone, somewhere, needs to sign off on something.

Section 1: The Approval of the Approvals
Section 2: The Approvals of the Approval Process
Section 3: The Approval-Induced Coma

Warning: Side effects of this meeting may include, but are not limited to: - Loss of sleep - Increased risk of paper jam - Spontaneous combustion of productivity

Don't forget to wear your seatbelt!