Counterobjection 1: The Unreasonable Request for More Donuts
As per item 1045, we are discussing the merits of providing additional donuts for the meeting attendees.
However, as the chair of this meeting, I must express my deep concern for the well-being of our collective waistlines.
Therefore, I propose we reject this request and instead focus on more pressing matters, such as the meaning of life and the futility of human existence.