Objection 8: This Is Ridiculous

Today's Agenda:

• Item 1: Discuss the meaning of life
• Item 2: Eat pizza
• Item 3: Watch cat videos

Reason for Objection:

We cannot possibly meet to discuss the meaning of life at 8:00 AM. It's too early, and also, honestly, who are we even pretending to be?

Alternative Solution:

We will instead schedule a meeting to discuss the meaning of life at 3:00 PM, after a 30-minute power nap.

Hyperlinks to Subpages:

Objection 9: "This Is Too Much"

Objection 10: "Can We Just Have A Meeting?"