MEETING AGENDA 2.0

• Notes from Meeting 1 (not that we actually took any)
• Action Items (because we're not done yet)
• Decisions (we'll just pretend we're decisive)

Today's meeting will be a thrilling discussion about the meaning of life, the universe, and the importance of proper coffee-to-creamer ratios. Come prepared for existential dread and possible office politics.

Action Items:

• Buy more coffee
• Convince management that our meeting times are flexible (i.e., we can just make stuff up)
• Figure out how to use the copier without it jamming (or getting a new one)

Decisions:

• We will all pretend to be adults
• The meeting will be held in the conference room with fluorescent lights (no matter what the union says)
• We will eat all the free donuts

Notes:

1. Someone mentioned something about "synergy"...
2. John was seen nodding off in the corner
3. Someone else talked about "disrupting the paradigm"