Action Items for 2022-03-01
- 1. Implement a system for tracking the number of times our intern has accidentally deleted the company's database.
- 2. Develop a plan to secretly replace all fluorescent lighting with lava lamps to improve employee productivity.
- 3. Introduce a new dress code policy requiring all employees to wear matching neon-colored jumpsuits on Fridays to boost morale.
- 4. Hire a team of highly trained, ninja-like IT specialists to handle the impending robot uprising.