09:00 - 09:15
Arrival of the Damned
09:15 - 09:30
Opening remarks from the Chair of Despair
09:30 - 10:00
Reading of the latest "I'm a Slave to the Man" memo
10:00 - 10:30
Break: Coffee and despair
10:30 - 11:15
Talk: "The Importance of Being Uninspired"
11:15 - 12:00
Discussion of the "I'm a Slave to the Man" meme
12:00 - 13:00
Lunch: Sandwiches and existential dread
13:00 - 14:00
Workshop: "Building a Career in Despair"
14:00 - 14:30
Wrap-up and goodbyes from the Chair of Despair