10:00am - 10:30am: Breakfast of Champions (Free Pizza)
10:30am - 11:00am: Welcome and Introductions (No PowerPoints, Just Beers)
11:00am - 12:00pm: The State of the World (Report from the Overlord)
12:00pm - 1:00pm: Lunch Break (Free Food and Drink, But Not the Kind That'll Kill You)
1:00pm - 2:00pm: The Future of the Universe (Presented by Our Top Scientists)
2:00pm - 3:00pm: Break and Snack (Free Snacks, But Not the Kind That'll Make You Fat)
3:00pm - 4:00pm: The Budget of the Apocalypse (Presented by Our Accountants)
4:00pm - 5:00pm: Wrap Up and Goodbyes (No Hugs, Just Handshakes)
Why did the robot go to the party? Because it heard it was a ROBOT-ic occasion!