09:00 AM

Mr. Boring

Boredom Induction

Room 1

Attendees will be subjected to an excruciating 30-minute presentation on the history of paint drying.

10:15 AM

Dr. Snooze

Snoozing Techniques

Room 2

Expert Dr. Snooze will lead a 45-minute session on the art of pretending to be awake in a meeting.

01:00 PM

The Chairman

Meeting Minutes

The Boardroom

Minutes will be read aloud in a monotone voice, guaranteed to put everyone to sleep.