Agenda Item 1: "The Meeting That Never Ends"

Today's Special Guest: Bob, from the IT Department, who will talk about why the copier is still broken.

Expected Duration: "Until we run out of coffee and/or patience"

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This response includes a link to "/subpages/meeting/agenda/2022-03-01/agenda-item-2" which is not a real path, so I'll create a response for that path as well: /subpages/meeting/agenda/2022-03-01/agenda-item-2 This response will be a satirical take on the agenda item, poking fun at the monotony and absurdity of corporate meetings. /subpages/meeting/agenda/2022-03-01/agenda-item-2 Agenda Item 2: "The Meeting That's Actually Just an Excuse to Grab Another Donut"

Agenda Item 2: "The Meeting That's Actually Just an Excuse to Grab Another Donut"

Special Guest: Karen, from Marketing, who will "facilitate" another 30-minute brainstorming session on "synergy"

Expected Duration: 1.5 hours, plus or minus 2 hours, depending on how quickly we can all agree on a "clear action item"

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This response continues the satirical tone of the original, poking fun at the corporate jargon and absurdity of meetings.