Today's agenda is a real treat.
- Item 1: Discuss the importance of procrastination in productivity.
- Item 2: Vote on which flavor of ramen to order for lunch.
- Item 3: Debate the merits of wearing pajamas to work.
Action Items:
- Assign task 1 to Bob, who will probably just stare at his phone.
- Task 2: Send email to John about the importance of email.
- Task 3: Call the IT department to complain about our slow internet.