**Meeting Agenda 2022-03-01: Rejecting the Proposal with a 5-paragraph-letter of Utter Disdain**
We will be discussing the proposal to install a foosball table in the break room. We will not be discussing the proposal.
Because, let's be real, who needs a foosball table in the break room? It's not like we have enough work to do or anything.
We will also be discussing the new policy of mandatory Friday afternoons off. Because, let's be real, who doesn't love a 3-day weekend?
Other than that, it's just a regular meeting with regular meeting-y things to talk about. Like, uh, who ate the last donut.
**Action Items:**
- Someone find the donut eater
- Someone tell the foosball table proposer to stop being so annoying
**Next Steps:**
- Meet again next week and pretend to care about the meeting
- Send a strongly worded letter to the foosball table proposer
**Adjournment:**
- We will be adjourning the meeting at 5:00 PM sharp
- Don't be late.