MEETING AGENDA

2022-03-02

12:30-13:00

• 12:30 - Arrival of the CEO in a motorized chair (because, priorities)
• 12:35 - Introduction to the meeting by the CEO (involving a PowerPoint presentation)
• 12:40 - Discussion of the "New Product Launch" (which will definitely change the world)
• 13:00 - Adjournment, and the promise to "get to it" later
• Important: Please, for the love of all that is holy, do not schedule any actual work for the next 3 days

Subpages:

• CEO's Introduction: Because, You Know, It's All About Him
• New Product Launch: The Future of Humanity (Or So We're Told)