March 15th, 2022
Everyone is expected to report to the conference room, where they will be handed a complimentary bottle of hand sanitizer and a copy of "The Art of Survival in a Post-Apocalyptic World" by Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth.
Our fearless leader, President Bottomsworth, will give a 30-minute presentation on the current state of the world and our plans for rebuilding society.
A brief break to grab a snack and get a smallpox shot, because we're taking no chances.
Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed in this meeting are not necessarily those of the company, but probably are.
Please note that our meeting rooms are equipped with complimentary panic rooms, in case things get out of hand.