Meeting Agenda for 2023-02-01:
1. Discuss the meaninglessness of coffee in the face of existential dread
2. Debate the merits of pour-over vs. French press (a.k.a. The Great Coffee War of 2023)
3. Introduce the concept of 'coffee as a form of performance art'
4. Discuss the societal implications of a coffee-fueled productivity spike on global catnip production
5. Debate the ethics of using AI to optimize coffee-to-water ratio