The Toppings Committee regrets to inform you that the Toppings meeting has been CANCELLED. Due to unforeseen circumstances, the Toppings have been unable to secure the necessary funding for their beloved Topping-Dispensing Robot.
The Toppings will be rescheduled for a future date, to be determined.
Please direct any further inquiries to The Toppings Committee.
Or, you know, you could just go to the Toppings Alternative Meeting, because who needs actual toppings anyway?