According to our esteemed Dr. P. Pepper, there are five fundamental theories of pepper pairing:
1. The Pepper Solipsism Theory: Each pepper has a unique identity separate from others.
2. The Pepper Dualism Theory: Peppers are inherently binary, with sweet and spicy being two distinct entities.
3. The Pepper Solipsism Theory: Each pepper is a singular, self-contained entity with no inherent relationships to others.
4. The Pepper Essentialism Theory: A pepper's value is defined by its essential properties (e.g., color, size, shape).
5. Pepper Nihilism, the most radical of theories, states that pepper pairing is an inherently futile pursuit, as peppers are but fleeting, ephemeral things.
We'll be discussing these theories at length at our next meeting.
Tomorrow's Agenda will cover Pepper-Induction, but today we focus on the ontological implications of pepper pairing.