Pepper Etiquette Meeting 2023

Today's Agenda:

9:00 AM - Welcome and introductions. Please turn off your pepper mill and refrain from sniffing your neighbor's spices.

9:05 AM - 1 Minute of Silence. A time for reflection on the perils of over-peppering.

9:15 AM - The Art of Not Being a Pepper Snob. A presentation by renowned pepper connoisseur, Pierre Pepperpont.

10:00 AM - Pepper Recipe Exchange. Share your favorite pepper-based dishes and be prepared for ridicule.

12:00 PM - Lunch Break. Don't even think about bringing wasabi.

1:00 PM - The Great Pepper Debate: Paprika vs. Paprika. Which is the real king of peppers?