Yesterday, at our company's annual "Toppings Committee" meeting, tensions reached a boiling point. The great pizza topping debate of 2023 raged on, with Team Meat Lovers and Team Veggie Fanatics at odds over the fate of the office fridge.
It started innocently enough, with a proposal to add pineapple as a topping, but things quickly escalated into a full-blown war of words. "Pineapple doesn't belong!" screamed one faction, while "Pineapple is life!" shouted the other.
As the argument raged on, our fearless leader, Bob the Boss, stormed out of the room, citing "too many strong opinions" as the reason for his sudden departure.
And so, the Toppings Controversy continues, with no resolution in sight. Will we ever see the end to this saga?