Today, we're tackling the existential crisis of what to top our pizzas.
Deciding on toppings is like deciding on the meaning of life. It's a decision that could potentially destroy us all.
10:00 AM - Welcome and small talk about the impending doom.
10:15 AM - Salads: A desperate attempt to add some green to our plates.
11:00 AM - Cheeses: Because who needs a social life, anyway?
11:45 AM - Saucy Affairs: When the apocalypse comes, we'll be the ones with the most sauce.
12:30 PM - Meatballs: The final showdown. Who will be the last one standing?
John, The Last Human
Jane, The Last Vegetarian
Jeb, The Last Meat Lover
Jill, The Last Salad Enthusiast