Team Building 2023-02-20: A Descent into Madness
Activity 1: Mandatory Trust Building Exercise
We will be doing the trust fall, where you will blindly trust your coworkers with your life, and they will pretend to catch you while actually just standing there looking at their phones.
Location: The conference room with the broken chair
Time: 11:00 AM - 11:15 AM
Presenter: Bob, our fearless leader (and also a professional clown)
Activity 2: Team Trivia Challenge
Test your knowledge of our company's history, mission, and values. If you fail, you will be forced to eat a whole jar of wasabi.
Location: The break room (don't worry, the coffee machine will be turned off)
Time: 11:15 AM - 12:00 PM
Presenter: Karen, our resident trivia buff (and also a former child prodigy)
Activity 3: The Great Office Chair Shuffle
We will be rearranging the furniture to create a new, confusing layout that will increase productivity and creativity. Or not.
Location: Everywhere
Time: 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM
Presenter: Dave, our resident interior designer (and also a failed artist)